Ok, confession, I bought this 10 days ago not 10 years ago but still. I just let it sit in my trunk and there is no change. My friend’s husband has a 7 month old McMuffin and it looks exactly the same as when he bought it. I started gagging while I was holding it just thinking about the 6.5 million sold every day. #crunchymom #mickydies
From pits to riches: who knew these avocado seeds were just unpolished buttons waiting to make my fortune? #CrunchyMomHustle #AvocadoEmpire #crunchymom
For those of you who pre-ordered, the book should be in your mailbox tomorrow! If you haven’t gotten your copy, now’s your chance! #crunchymom #1000hoursoutside
My 4 year olds favorite game to play is “pesticiding everything”. For his birthday a few weeks ago I bought him a tractor with a pesticiding attachment 🫣 he’ll come around right?
If it were completely up to me, the boys would be going to birding camp with yours truly as their counselor instead of soccer, but alas, I am not the only one with opinions in my family. #crunchymom #soccermom #crunchysoccermom #wedowhatwecan Jason’s preferred caption: “Hide your kids, hide your wives, cause @TruGreen logoing everybody up in here…”
Easter is around the corner! I’ve got my refillable fabric eggs ready. This year I’m going to try my hand at painting paper mache ones too. (Of course using only paint that is made of natural earth and mineral pigments.) #crunchymom #easter
The literal antidote to doomscrolling... a full body massage and singing "laalaaalaaa" with my hands over my ears. But seriously also only investing in brands that are people and planet healthy, so you're not part of the problem. I teamed up with Pranamat because I fell in love with it and everything it stands for, use my code reallyverycrunchy to carve out your own little bit of peace!
Ok, so, our new Naturepedic mattress is incredible. I love that it’s all organic, completely non-toxic, and, of course, luxuriously comfortable! They are having their Earth Day sale on their website with some great discounts and cool add-ons with code EARTH15. #comfortwithoutchemicals #safehealthysleep #adfornaturepedic