Moses Wong

Gyattdamn

Love u all

This is my tedtalk

Bringing back this tod talk

Dont let one pookie ruin your love for pookie

Bee talk

If you dont touch, let me help

It is what is it

Reupload cuz muted

Lingling is mad

The only disrespect youll get is on bed

Replying to @⠀ ⠀

Skibiddi gyatt

You aint ugly, their eyes just have not updated firmware

I maybe be priceless but my shirt can be 100% off for you

One time I spent 5-8mins trying to insert RM1 to the machine cuz that’s the only cash left I have and it kept being rejected. I got frustrated and force the money inside the machine. But even with that effort, the machine spits out my money still. Sitting on the floor by myself at 11pm in the parking lot, got me wondering if I’m gonna be stuck here till I find someone that can borrow me RM1. Then suddenly a lil voice whispered in my ear to say just make the money as straight as possible. So I gather my courage and decided to rub the cash on the wall, trying to make it as flat as a paper. After several rubs, I put it in. Slowly. Then DING the machine accepted it. I felt the biggest relief rushing down me. I quickly went to my car and drove home. Then suddenly I woke up, I realised it was all just a lil scawy nightmare. The end 🤍

Cicak man or pepekman