615am and no better way to start off FATHER’S DAY than with a “Magical Glitter Facial” aka Unicorn Poo 🦄 💩 😂 I was hanging in my office by 5am Father’s Day morning waiting for my little tornadoes to wake up - then at 615am heard the stampede of little running footsteps, they busted into my office and they said three things that I immediately knew was NOT going to end well…. “Daddy we have a Father’s Day surprise for you” “Lay down” “This might sting your eyes” 😂🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ I’m a sucker for this stuff - our babies grow up fast and I know a time will come when they’re all grown up and running to daddy first thing in the morning will no longer be this daddy’s reality. I LOVE IT and I’ll take every second of this girl dad magic while I can get it. Bring it on 🦄💩😂 Hope all you papas out there had an awesome Fathers Day 🥃👊🏾
Needed to share this "rush" wish with all of you ❤️ And in return we all can send this little 4yr old girl all the positive vibes and beautiful MANA she deserves and needs right now. Lily is on home hospice and her wish is for me to sing "You're Welcome" Lily Guerrero, it's my honor and this one is for you.... love you, and I want you to always know just how special you are ~ Maui 🪝 ❤️ ps - tell your cats I said hello, and sorry for singing in some keys that don't exist 😂🥰🐱 @Make-A-Wish
F*ck this made me belly laugh 😂 🎥 🖐🏾 Final Boss has been the most followed American man in the world on social for years, but for some reason I just can’t seem to find camera people who don’t mind getting these hands on ‘em 🙌🏾 😂 Thanks for the laugh @Max Goodrich 👏🏾🥃🤣 Great stuff!!
To all the beautiful mamas out there - HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY 🌹🌹🌹💖💖💖 I realized over time, that if you got a great mom, who’s raises you right - then you got a pretty good shot at becoming a great human being yourself. Instilling those qualities in us that matter. Thank you mom for teaching me the most post powerful thing mothers teach their children… LOVE (and toughness;) Happy Mother’s Day, Keep dancin’ 💃🏻 cheeehoooo XOXO
Gotta respect this kid's tenacity - he ain't taking an L in public from The Final Boss 😂💀👏🏾👏🏾 *You know I wasnt leaving the store without making sure this kid gets his “I beat The Rock at Rock, Paper Scissors” story 🪨📝✂️ Good job, kid. Payback is coming!!
Like the running of the bulls, only the bull is getting pulled thru the house by its much smaller boss 🐂 🤣 My little tornados 🌪️🌪️ surprised me with a Father’s Day breakfast with all my favorites as that 7am sun plants that morning kiss. By 8am, the bull turned into a Jabba The Hutt fatty as he dusted off the last of his peanut butter and syrup smeared pancakes while bringing new meaning to the term gluttony. My little girls made my #FathersDay the best ever. Their mana and daddy love is so crazy comforting (and nourishing) for this big ol’ Sasquatch ❤️🌪️🌪️
Solid workout in France 🇫🇷💪🏾 We landed and I prefer to immediately hit the gym - I’ve found it’s a productive way to recalibrate my system after flying internationally. If you have the energy, it’s productive to break a sweat and get acclimated to the new time zone a bit easier 🕛 ✈️ au revoir ✌🏾
Enjoy our new trailer for RED ONE 🎅🛷🎄 Christmas lores. Christmas legends. Christmas you’ve never experienced before. Only in theaters November 15th 🍿🎬 #TeamNaughtyListers #RedOneMovie
Are you ready to confess? 🫵🏽😈 In honor of FATHER’S DAY, and all my Papa Bears out there - it’s time to confess to our dads - Papatui style! It’s time to #ComeCleanWithPAPA 😉😈 ⁃ Grab your dad 👨🏽👨🏼👨🏻 ⁃ Sit him down 🪑🛋️ ⁃ Confess your skeleton shit from your past 💀😈 ⁃ Film his reaction 📱😳 ⁃ Have fun 🤩 Be sure to tag @Papatui and use #ComeCleanWithPAPA 👏🏾 I’ll be watching and re-posting my favorites. And most importantly, give your dad HUGE FATHER’S DAY LOVE ❤️ Even if your pops is in heaven, like mine! 🕊️ 💫 They deserve the flowers 💐💪🏾 Happy Papa’s Day to all my fellow proud and protective papa’s out there. #PapaTui #ComeCleanWithPAPA #FathersDay #PapasDay
It’s Father’s Day🥇 It’s Game Day 🏈 It’s our inaugural @United Football League CHAMPIONSHIP GAME 🏆 Join us as we make history, LIVE on @FOX Sports @ 5pm ET #UFLChampionship 🏆#BallOutBaby 🤜🏾🤛🏼
Cool stuff setting a @Guinness World Records Most Followed Actor on @TikTok 📱 Most Followed American Man in the World 🌎🇺🇸 Not too bad for a pimply face kid with an afro who grew up to become famous only for wearing a fanny pack and raising an eyebrow 🤨 I’m always asked what’s the key 🔑 to having real power + influence in social media? Speak directly and shoot from the hip. Be real and be authentic. Be kind and be good to people. Share the lessons you’ve learned - good and bad. Laugh at yourself. Don’t get pulled into negative sludge and never contribute to toxicity. Laugh at yourself some more. And always remember, the golden rule - It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice. ~ dj ps.. and drink tequila 😉🥃 #guinnessworldrecords
I was up at 330am this morning prepping my Fathers Day breakfast - my little tornados wanted to serve daddy breakfast when they woke up so, they asked me if I can prep the food — silly little daddy notes and all ✍🏽 😂 They’ll be up by 6am, the kitchen will be a total mess and Fathers Day breakfast will get the BIG W. ps - don’t sleep on my turkey subs + crinkle cut fries Father’s Day combo 🦃 🥖🍟 😋 ☝🏾👊🏾 Happy #FathersDay to all my Papas out there 🤜🏾🤛🏼
Who’s afraid of little old…. 11 year old Final Boss, with an afro and clearly needs a training bra 😂 #FinalBoss #WhosAfraidOfLittleOldMe #OneDayYouWillBe 🤨
Brioche french toast, tooped with Oreo crumbles, peanute butter, whipped cream, syrup and a full serving of gluttony and sugar sweats. #fuckits #cheatday