My sons entrepreneurial spirit is truly inspiring, I think he will earn enough money for that Nintendo switch quickly. #Satire #ElementarySchool #RecessGames #kidentrepreneurs
I think my face in the Zyn can will definitely do the trick. I’m not asking for a lot, so hopefully he gets the hint. ##satire##stayathomemom##lunchbox##husbandlunch##goodwife
I think I’ll redeem myself by packing him a lunch full of all of his favorite foods for school lunch. #satire #lunchboxideasforkids #elementaryschool #whatsthatsmell
I couldn’t figure out what to do with my giant wine glasses when I wasn’t using them to drink out of. I decided to turn them into home decor and use it as an aquarium. #Satire #GiantWineglass #HomeDecor #Maximalist
I have no idea what is in the tapwater at school, so I will continue finding creative ways to send my son with his naturally sourced filtered water. #Satire #ElementarySchool #SchoolLunch
I am needing to get creative with my son’s water bottles at school because they banned plastics. This St. Patrick’s Day pot of gold drink fits their rules perfectly. #Satire #CrunchyMom #PlasticFree #DyeFree #ElementarySchool #SchoolLunch
I think he will definitely have enough time to make his lunch and enjoy it during his 20 minute allotted lunchtime at school. #Satire #ElementarySchool #SchoolLunch #KidsLunchbox #sushilover
#ad I take my water recipes and skin care very seriously. That’s why my skin is looking extra plump and hydrated. #PTRPartner #WaterDrench #PeterThomasRoth #watertok
I had to read the letter three times to believe what it was actually saying. Metal water bottles, including Stanley cups are not allowed at school anymore. #Satire #ElementarySchool #StanleyCup #schoollunch
Replying to @Ace Frehley I got away with the ice cream steak, so now I’m moving onto chicken wings and celery. #Satire #ElementarySchool #schoollunch #lunchbox
My son is such an inspiring entrepreneur, I can’t believe he thought of this genius way to make some money at recess. #Satire #YoungEntrepreneur #ElementarySchool #recess