Riaad Moosa

There was Apartheid in Medical School. My parents were part of the first group of brown doctors allowed into the University of Cape Town medical School. And they were not allowed to see white patients and even worse… Catch me in Dubai at @dubaicomedyfest on 20 April. Details at riaadmoosa.com If you enjoyed the clip, please share. #riaadmoosa #standupcomedy #uct #capetown #medicalschool #racism #apartheid #comedy

How much do you eat before you make Magrieb? A lot of people INHALE their food before Magrieb… Take it easy bra! It’s not good for the stomach or the people around you. I’m partnering with Gaviscon which treats both heartburn and indigestion. Fast spiritually and eat responsibly. Read label before use. Gaviscon Double Action Liquid. Each 10 ml contains Sodium Alginate 500 mg, Sodium Bicarbonate 213 mg, and Calcium carbonate 325 mg. A40/11.10/0480. Reckitt Benckiser Pharmaceuticals (Pty) Ltd. For further information refer to the leaflet approved by the medicines regulatory authority. Consumer Care Line 0861 11 11 00. Material Ref. No. 53974 #GavisconRamadan2024 #NoHeartBurn #RamadanRefluxRelief #heartburn #indigestion

I was carjacked many years ago. But the hijacker had an affliction. Come see my at the dubai comedy festival on 20th April. Details on riaadmoosa.com #standupcomedy #riaadmoosa #standup #hijack #carjacked #stockholmsyndrome #squint #eye

Doing a show at the Dubai Comedy festival. Gotta deal with flying again! I hate flying! But I love the audiences at the end of the flight. Lots to talk about people…from my family to the horrible things happening in the world today. A lot to share. Come see me LIVE in Dubai at the @dubaicomedyfest on 20th April. @ Roxy Cinemas at Dubai Hills Mall Please share widely! Details at riaadmoosa.com #riaadmoosa #standupcomedy #standup #dubai #dubaicomedyfestival #toilet #phones #funny #southafrican #flights #flightattendant #spit #passenger

When we fast some of us less disciplined folks (points to self) overdo the savouries. I’m partnering with Gaviscon which treats both heartburn and indigestion. Fast spiritually and eat responsibly. Lasts up to 4 hours. Read label before use. #GavisconRamadan2024 #NoHeartBurn #RamadanRefluxRelief #heartburn #indigestion

During Ramadan, if you flop down like a starfish after feasting, be prepared for a fiery surprise! Your belly, stretched like a balloon from all that delicious food, becomes a slide for stomach acids to ride back up into your foodpipe. It’s like a reverse rollercoaster! To avoid this acid attack, don’t eat right until bedtime… give it a couple of hours before you sleep. And prop yourself up. Your esophagus will thank you for sparing it from the acid ambush! And if that doesn’t work, or you can’t say no… there’s always Gaviscon. Double action. I’m partnering with Gaviscon which treats both heartburn and indigestion. Fast spiritually and eat responsibly. Eid Mubarak to everyone! Read label before use. Gaviscon Double Action Liquid. Each 10 ml contains Sodium Alginate 500 mg, Sodium Bicarbonate 213 mg, and Calcium carbonate 325 mg. A40/11.10/0480. Reckitt Benckiser Pharmaceuticals (Pty) Ltd. For further information refer to the leaflet approved by the medicines regulatory authority. Consumer Care Line 0861 11 11 00. Material Ref. No. 53974 #GavisconRamadan2024 #NoHeartBurn #RamadanRefluxRelief #heartburn #indigestion #reflux

Make Chicken Great Again 🍗🐥 Watch New Material Movie - link in bio #riaadmoosa #movie #southafrica #southafricatiktok #southagricanfilm #makeamericagreatagain #maga #chicken #comedy #comedian #OnTour

Kids are crazy. But we love them. Come see me LIVE in Dubai at the @dubaicomedyfest on 20th April. @ Roxy Cinemas at Dubai Hills Mall Link in bio Details at riaadmoosa.com #riaadmoosa #standupcomedy #standup #dadlife #kids #dubai #dubaicomedyfestival #crying #breathe #barney #stupidity #television

Whats the difference between heartburn and indigestion? I’m partnering with Gaviscon which treats both heartburn and indigestion. Fast spiritually and eat responsibly. Read label before use. Gaviscon Double Action Liquid. Each 10 ml contains Sodium Alginate 500 mg, Sodium Bicarbonate 213 mg, and Calcium carbonate 325 mg. A40/11.10/0480. Reckitt Benckiser Pharmaceuticals (Pty) Ltd. For further information refer to the leaflet approved by the medicines regulatory authority. Consumer Care Line 0861 11 11 00. Material Ref. No. 53974 #GavisconRamadan2024 #NoHeartBurn #RamadanRefluxRelief #heartburn #indigestion #dadlife #kids

Terrorism got me into comedy. Does that make sense? I don’t mean I was recruited by the comedic wing of Al Q**da. Trying to get me to torture people, using bad jokes… Come see me LIVE in Dubai at the @dubaicomedyfest on 20th April. @ Roxy Cinemas at Dubai Hills Mall Please share widely! Details at riaadmoosa.com #riaadmoosa #standupcomedy #standup #dubai #dubaicomedyfestival #funny #southafrican #flightattendant #passenger #flying #safety #demonstration #inflight

Dubai Floods??? Is this a sign of Qiyamah? 🐪🌊🤷🏾‍♂️ Come see me LIVE in Dubai at the @dubaicomedyfest on 20th April. @ Roxy Cinemas at Dubai Hills Mall Share if you care Details at riaadmoosa.com #riaadmoosa #standupcomedy #standup #dubai #dubaicomedyfestival #funny #dubaiflood #noah #flood

I’m a whipped husband, but not whipped in a good way. Come see me LIVE in Dubai at the @dubaicomedyfest on 20th April. @ Roxy Cinemas at Dubai Hills Mall Link in bio Details at riaadmoosa.com #whipped #husband #toxicmasculinity #trump #jamesbond #riaadmoosa #standupcomedy