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Ok is 2 babies a lot? Let’s hear it ⬇️ #standup

Let me put you onto this… #costco #costcofinds #costcohaul

How did you sleep, my lord? #standup #marriage #marriedlife

Keep it up, thiccc ass glitter queen 💓👑✨💪 #CapCut #iwd #iwd2024 #internationalwomensday #WomenOfTikTok #standup

GET READY for me, GET READY with me as I GET READY for my new hour! 💿 I’m bringing The Get Ready Tour to a city near YOU this year 🦍💕🪽🫦📞💄🍬 Shave those big toes because pre-sale starts TOMORROW at 10am LOCAL. Full dates + info at the link in my bio ❤️‍🔥 #GetReadyTour #OnTour #JustAnnounced

The “oh I feel so free” Mom arms are gonna get ya. Doesn’t matter how cool you think you are. #momlife #MomsofTikTok #momdance

I was made for this. #MomsofTikTok #pregnantlife #momlife #icecream

At 23 months all she wants is noodles and to be in the garbage without owls. NO OWLS!🦉 🍜 (Also, I’m such an Elder Millennial, when I said “there’s also no…?” I was expecting to hear “cats in America.” From American Tale 😭 she’s never seen it.) #toddlersoftiktok #toddlermom #babiesoftiktok #MomsofTikTok #dinnerconversation

Snacks snacks snacks #postpartum #laboranddelivery

We had big plans to go to Spain… then they got very small. #toddlersoftiktok #funnykids #momlife

He doesnt even know you have legs! #standup #CapCut @Netflix Is A Joke

Her grasp of the alphabet is probably better than that of 99% of adult Americans. #toddlersoftiktok #MomsofTikTok

Me thinking I had done my hair perfectly morning of… #dontpanicpantry #MomsofTikTok #labor

Being a Mom is all about getting excited for special moments to share with your children… and your children having their own… special reactions. #MomsofTikTok #toddlersoftiktok #ladyandthetramp #disney #momlife #momtok

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My valentines!! ❤️

Teaching my daughter the art of cartoon sleeping 💤 #MomsofTikTok #toddlersoftiktok #sleepy #snore

ALL DATES OF THE GET READY TOUR ARE ON SALE NOW 🦍💕🪽💿🪒 go get yours and let me know where I’ll see you! #getreadytour #standupcomedy #OnTour #comedian #standup #comedy #getready #getreadywithme

I love each birthday for what it is! And this one… is very big. 🦧

When a career is part of your heart it’s really hard to pull back, honestly, even for a little to do something huge (or as easy, as society would have you believe) like having a baby. And the truth is? You can’t do it all. You actually can’t without help and feeling bad and then feeling ok then taking a break and then starting over again… and this can happen several times a day. And I’d be lying if I said this has all been exponentially harder since Oct 7. But… You can only take brakes and miss whatever it is you aren’t focused on. That can be me emotional in a green room because I miss my babies. That can be me anxious because I’m with my baby and want to be back doing stand up. That can be me spending time on both and still feeling… absolutely worthless. The fully ready to tackle everything… all of these emotions can be contained in the time it takes to drink a cup of coffee. But one thing I know in my bones is that stand up comedy makes everything better. And this 2024 tour is gonna be incredible and this new hour is my favorite one. Dates announcing soon. If we saw you last year on the Hard Feelings Tour we won’t see you this year. If we missed you, then @Hunter Hill Comedy and some new friends will probably be seeing you soon ✈️ . I love you. Get ready 🔥 👠 🐴 💋#standup #comedy #comedian #workingmom #momsoftiktok