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Love my weekends now, the old me would be a mess today as I was out last night, truly blessed x #fun #kids #daddy #dad #daughters

Why do pregnant women walk like they’re about to kick the granny out of someone? 😭 @Shelley #funny #jokes #pregnant #pregnancy #comedy

He’s a rare TV appearance from me on This Morning talking about all the big subjects. Anyone else have this problem? 😂 #comedy #jokes #thismornimg #funny #ukcomedy

Big up the #nhs 🤣 She’s had a lot of pain so has been in hospital for the night for a check up, she’s in good spirits, well I say good spirits, she’s high 🤣 #funny #conedy

Got nothing wirth living for any more, thinking if giving up, tough, get a job. Nothing Like A Billionaire Telling You Your Life Ain’t That Bad! #comedy #rishisunak #MentalHealth #wellbeing #mensmentalhealth

So, what happened in BLACKPOOL? Well it kicked off, so strap in, cause I’ve finally got the footage. Where can I start, what a show. I thought I’d give you all an insight into my head from processing what happened over this weekend 🤯 cause if this happened at the start of the tour it could have cracked me. It truly was a MENTAL night. For those that were there, thank you for being such a strong support for me. Without the love & laughter for the show I would have crumbled a bit. Those demons of feeling like everyone hates me and I’m rubbish started creeping back. But the love I felt in that moment was really special to me 🙏 And to the heckler who wanted to ruined my show, feel free to get in touch if you want to talk, you seem to be in a pretty dark place. #comedy #jokes #funny #standupcomedy #comedian #blackpool

Why did he spud me tho!! 😂 What GREAT sports in the front row! This was hands down the funniest most awkward bit of crowd work ive ever done, quite possibly the funniest moment of my life! If you havent got to a tour show you best hurry up its been sell out after sell out! 🎫🔗👆🏻 #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #jokes #ukcomedy

When You Try Sneak In A Cheeky Bump Mid Show! I Dont Miss A Beat! 🎫🔗In bio! #comedy #funny #jokes #StandUpComedy

Introducing the newest member of our little family! 🥳 Sage Bridie Delilah O’Reilly 💖👶🏻 From Shelley: “This little pickle has had us on an absolute ride this last 7weeks, clearly taking after her Daddy on the drama front & liking to make an entrance, thankfully she was generous enough not to do so while Dan was on tour 🥰 I thought the perfect induction never existed but my word we enjoyed every moment, I think I could be tempted to go for number four 🤪🙊 - we are besotted & so are her big sisters 💖 Special thank you to all staff in JBW & labour ward at St Peter’s once again, pretty much my second home they should have charged me rent!😂 Thanks to friends who stepped in when needed & the biggest thanks to my mum for being there through it all and for all of us - you are very special to us, we love you! 💖” #baby #newborn #newbornbaby #family

This is madness, seriously, what us wrong with us, how can every marine life animal have bugal in its blood 🤣 #funny #comedy #jokes

Mums On The School Run On World Book Day 🤣 #funny #jokes #worldbookday #comedy #parenting

Even in hospital she isn’t safe bless her 🤣 @Shelley She’s doing great ❤️ #funny #jokes

Here is five minutes and about 20 jokes about a geezer with a long neck completely off the cuff 🤣 I dreamed of been a comedian since I was about 14 years old, my idol was Lee Evans, so to be on tour doing it blows my mind! Watching this back fills me with pride and joy, and makes me laugh! This has got to be some of my greatest improvised work, makes me think im exactly whwre im supposed to be, on stage making people laugh, feel blessed. Coming to a town near you soon! #OutOfCharacterTour #funny #comedy #jokes

They cant be serious, a pay rise, fot what? Shouldbt it be in line with how the country is doing. #comedy #politics #news

Those in brass houses shouldn't throw stones 😂 What an absolute lovely couple that was really game for a laugh! Coming to a town near you soon, dont miss it. #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #jokes

If you could hear inside a northerner’s head 🤣 #comedy #funny #jokes #northern

This is word for word conversation I had with my 5 Year Old last night. Every night for every parent… Who can relate 😂 #parenting #kids #funny #comedy #jokes

At my shows you wont just laugh, you could find love! All these years later & im still wingmaning you lads! This was so much fun, all these people in one room having a great night, this is what its all about! 🎫🔗 in bio 👆🏻#Funny #comedy #jokes #standupcomedy

Don’t believe the myth that you can’t have fun without alcohol. Even in sobriety, the joy of connection and laughter with your mates is there, you just got to have confidence that you are still fun without getting smashed. You may not be on the same level of madness as them by the end of the night but there is always a few golden hours that are just like old times. Drunk, I was loud, aggressive, arrogant, boastful, reckless and really really narcissistic, me, me, me, my jokes, my life, what im doing, my turn to tell a story, you know how it goes, keen to get another drink every 20 mins, zoning out, off somewhere mad in my mind. Sober im interested in how everyone is, what’s going on, I listen, im present, I remember the interactions, I connect, I actually feel present, its not as wild but its fun, different, but fun. Embrace sober nights out with enthusiasm and an open heart and mind, don’t be scared of them, look at them as a new thing, enjoy a new experience, start trusting in your actual personality, not booze Prioritize genuine connections over alcohol-fueled escapades, mix in food so you have something to do, enjoy nights on your terms and be confident to leave when it gets to much. Practice mindfulness to stay present and enjoy the moment fully. I honestly think friendship’s are more genuine when you are sober, that’s why you lose so many hangers on and fake friends when you stop drinking. Long gone are nights out talking to people I don’t connect with and about stuff im not interested in, in places I don’t want to be at the expense of days with my kids. Trust me, sober nights out are fun, and the next day is even better. #SoberNightsOut #FindJoyInConnection 🌟" #sobriety #Sober #addiction #addiction #sobriety #addict #soberlife

When your the only sober one at the sesh & forget to leave before the packet kicks in. #funny #jokes #comedy