Jen Hamilton

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I am not for everyone. Neither are you. None of us were ever meant to be all things to all people and if you're looking to fit me into your box of who you want me to be, I'm just gonna tell you now—t's hard enough for me to find jeans that fit. I promise you I will not fit in the box you made for me. If something I says resonates with you, fantastic! If it doesn't, that message just simply wasn't meant for you. Simple as that. Trying to get me fired, doxxing me, threatening me, threatening my family all because I am not being your perfect puppet is halitosis behavior. There's a quote about 2 things being sure in life....death and taxes. But I'd like to add in a third. You can be sure that I will disappoint you. 100%. Death. Taxes. And Jen Hamilton is gonna get your panties in a bind. Straight up your crack. And from a big booty girl, my advice is to dig out the wedgie and move on. My life would be so much worse if I spent my whole day complaining about my panties being in a bind instead of just digging them out of my butt crack and moving on with my day. If seeing my bra-less mug on your screen causes you distress, you have the power my friend! I believe in you! Unfollow or block and you be the best version of yourself! Go volunteer! Go buy an unhoused person a meal. Go call your grandma--she misses you! Go donate your time, energy, and talents to things that you care about! If you find yourself dedicating that same time, effort, and energy to hate, I can promise you that is not being the best version of you. If reading this or watching this video makes you feel an itch in your booty hole, thats a great sign that maybe I’m not for you. And that’s ok. I bet there’s someone out there that feels just like not having a wedgie feels. And I love that for you. ❤️❤️❤️ I’ll be right here if you want me to be.

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